Jelbék Zeurjimojad (Jelbic Affairs)

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Jelbék Zeurjimojad

The only source of news.

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Owners of former private Oil industry publically executed

The Great P'az has granted us in his generosity his presence by executing the CEOs of the former private Al Thalran Oil Industry, who were nobles from the Srték Clan, himself. The crowd cheered as their godlike King emerged from the depths of his decadent palace. He held a great speech in which he described the sins of these filthy infidels and said that they had damaged the reputation and the tax-system only by privately owning the Oil industry. After cutting their heads off with a scimitar he ordered his servants to prepare a bath in honey and the blood of the punished. Eljiro Jrl!

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Wrnék Clan fled persecution

One of the mightiest clans of Al Thalra fled the persecution announced by the P'az, these cowards did not announce where they went yet. But the secret service of the the great stallion on earth already stated they found key evidence which leads them to believe that the list of possible refuge is very limited. The P'az answered to this with a simple "Fear."

They have been accused of recruiting a private army which is illegal and was forbidden decades ago when the first thaller sat on the thalran throne. Aside fromt hat they owned several large companies including some in the oil industry, the general public assumed they were safe since they are nobles and were a relatively obscure clan with close to none political ambition. Apparently these criminals are guilty of sinning against the P'az, they shall never find peace in the endless hot desert-steppes.

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Mkrx Frnék leaks freedom of speech concept

One of the major nobles, mostly for his time in the league of Jelbék Trade Princes, Mkrx Frnék has accidentally leaked a weird article from a online encyclopedia which describes a specific freedom. The freedom of speech, it states that all people have the right to publically voice their opinion on political, relgious and private topics.
The Ministry of Internal Affairs answered to this by expressing the following words: "Freedom of Speech is nothing more than an attack against our glorious, righteous and true regime! People of Al Thalra never believe the sinful capitalist lies!"

Justice system speakers have told us that the heaven stallions child, our great leader Karkjez considers to ban this concept from all platforms and announce that it is from now on a capital sin of Thallerism.

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Mkrx Frnék sentenced to death and property assumed

Mkrx Frnék who recently caused a scandal by leaking sinful ideas from the outside of Al Thalra has been sentenced to death by the interregnal court formed by the Field Marshall Hrart Brl. The execution will not be held in public since he has proven to be useful in the past, a last act of generosity from the P'az.
 But even the last favour the sinner Frnék has defiled by admitting to have not done it by accident but as a matter of changing al Thalra for the supposed better.
 The judgement also stated that his heavenly majesty will assume all his assets.