JIM COBALT DELIVERS SPEECH AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!
"Just two weeks ago, my life was challenged by a group of radicals. A car drove by the Capitol Building the same time I was entering. This car had a gunman in it, who attempted to end my life. This gunman missed every shot they took, allowing me to escape the area unharmed. Unfortunately, I had to leave my nation and it's people after this assassination attempt took place, resulting in a "Failed Revolution." This revolution was started by extremists who worship a long outdated ideology. Sadly, these extremists took two innocent civilians with them to the grave. I would like to express my deepest condolences for the deceased citizens as well as their families. I can't help but feel I am the one to blame for letting the political sphere of Fifeton reach this point. Because of this, I have come up with a plan for the future of Fifeton.""The Failed Revolution has showed me and my administration that dissidents may not be trusted to run an opposition party. Because of this, I am temporarily ceasing elections. While this may seem like an extreme measure, we are in a crisis. As of now, opposition to my administration can not occur. Any opposition to the government will be met with swift action from law enforcement. I would like to remind the citizens of this great nation that I am not a supporter of authoritarianism, I am merely doing what is right for my country. And if becoming a dictator is what it takes, then by all means I will do it. Now, as citizens of a new and improved Fifeton, I would like to say one last thing. Let us come together, united once again!"