Author Topic: The Dominion of the Semi-Ironic Emoji Imperium  (Read 3719 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline nutlicker6969

  • Microstate
  • *
  • Posts: 2
    • View Profile
  • Your Nation: The Semi-Ironic Emoji Imperium
The Dominion of the Semi-Ironic Emoji Imperium
« on: July 30, 2018, 09:42:56 PM »

WELCOME TO THE WORLD INSIDE YOUR PHONE

From the glowing embers of a nuclear civil war, the leaderless survivors of a small and landlocked nation found themselves unable to find a mutual dialect with their previous adversaries. The country had been divided four ways for centuries with no sustained communication, and each version of their languages were completely brutalised versions of the others. But it was on the brink of further hostility, he rose- like the keyboard on a touch screen phone- from the ranks of a surviving Soundcloud guild. They called him the Realest Mfer, Lil Bignuts, the diplomat who solved a civil crisis and rebuilt a nation through the use of Emojis to communicate. The populace had now found a common ground, and to Lil Bignuts a common loyalty- a loyalty to image, a loyalty to simplification and a loyalty to the technology. United under the prominence of the Emoji, it became the symbol of a revolution- one accomplished through neither love nor hate, but through the desire for a world without words. So it came to be upon Lil Bignuts, the ultimate ruler of a new generation, to decide upon the ultimatum: either the world speaks in image, or it shall speak in blood. Until that day, English still remains among the higher ups of the imperium, if not forever.

The Imperium is based on hostility and control, in place by Lil Bignuts and the Gucci Enforcers. It is hostility toward the people and hostility toward the neighbor, building strong armed forces to intimidate and coerce all into following the word of the picture. Although small, the country prides itself on nuclear armament and efficient secret police services, all supported by the devout followers of the Bignut regime. The leader himself tends to indulge in irrational and hedonistic activity, leaving most governmental order to an array of generals and chief ministers, all still Soundcloud rappers. Nevertheless, the grip on the country is strong, and the party devotion of Lil Bignuts is unbreakable.

Government Type: Violent one-party state
Capital City: REALEST mfing citadel
Demonym: Emojinist


ECONOMY

Currency: emojibux [$EB]
GDP per Capita: $11,069 EB
Unemployment Rate: 0.5%, no slackin you hear
Main Industries: Emoji-based novelty pillows, Soundcloud albums


PEOPLE

Ethnicity: Anglo and Slavic, with American influence and minority.
Languages: emoji only come on b with English speakers at highest authority
Religions: Church of the Yellow Smiley Face
Average Life Expectancy: 45


GOVERNMENT

Head of State: LIL BIGNUTS, SMALLEST BIG NUTS IN THE GAME
Head of Government: IT STILL BE BIGNUTS
Name of Legislative Body: Bignuts' Straphouse