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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: January 05, 2018, 03:39:01 PM »
"Well your loss, tovarishch. I hope you can change your mind soon, or it is off the table. Good day, comrade" Maxim said serenely just before he left to sit down with Artyom.

After the king made his scene, Artyom, who was fiddling with a revolver he had not handed over the guard subtly, looked up when Maxim tapped his shoulder. "What's up, bratukha?"
"What a kolot. But he would make a hell of a nadsmotrshchik (Gulag boss). This kid deserves better though, don' you think?" Maxim replied without looking at his friend. They then proceeded to speak in Artyin
"We must not associate with these people. They are madmen!" Artyom said. "We have a clean slate, don't wanna make it dirty!"
I know. Beating a kid's ass is normal, but only privately with a belt is the most you should do, not move his spleen next to his heart Maxim said. They both laughed while looking subtly at the king.
"bratukha" Artyom Said, "The atmosphere is uneasy here. I do not like it here."
"Not to much longer Artyom"

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: December 21, 2017, 06:23:02 AM »
"Well, comrade. This is a program that will provide hundreds of kilometers of your land to be protected from the depths of the sea! These combat subs are fitted with missile launchers that are capable of firing nuclear or non-nuclear projectiles into areas that are beyond reach. They will also be fitted out with stealth and reconnaissance technology for recon missions. The ones we built were around $950 Million per submarine. Your thoughts?"



"Oh. Nice. I am now leaving to get something to eat. Do you care to join me?" Artyom asked politely

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International News Networks / Re: The Artyomov Network
« on: December 14, 2017, 11:18:00 AM »
Government puts $12,500,000 into upgrade for the Neudachny Tram System



The Neudachny Tram System was created in 1967 and upgraded last in 2004. It has become a staple of culture in the Oblast and has provided many with access to public transport. Although it is a good thing, only recently have some complaints come in about several issues such as "Lack of security" and "Out of date equipment". The head of transport Ramius Degarote has said "These issues can prove fatal in some specific situations. Safety is out priority here"

The money will go into adding or replacing security cameras, changing seat materials and overall maintaining the trams so they are clean, secure and safe. This, however, will cause minor changes in tram timetables. This will be put into place in August 2018

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: December 10, 2017, 01:24:36 PM »
when Maxim found the king he pulled an envelope which had the text "Project Okeanskiy" on it in Artyin.

"Your Highness, I would like to discuss with you what is inside this envelope. Project Okeanskiy is an upcoming project that involves the development of multi-purpose submarines. Since you are on the waterfront, I thought it would be a great place to ask." He handed over the envelope to the king. "This Envelope also contains a small Gift for you."

Artyom found Queen Katrina. He quickly got a small decorated case out.
"Your Highness, please accept this gift on behalf of all of the reds." He brought the case up and opened it, revealing a pair of rare Emerald Earrings
"You people are not the only ones who have grand jewels," he said jokingly with a smile "May I please ask you if you could tell about RS?"

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Factbooks and Maps / Re: United Socialist States of Artyomov
« on: November 30, 2017, 02:02:37 AM »
Culture Of Artyomov

Artyomov has a very rich culture. Some staples of the culture are the Arts and literature, Architecture and cuisine. A lot of the culture has been influenced by its location in the frozen north of Mundus. Many significant people in the culture of Artyomov include Basil Chalkan (1510-1574), Yugo Pushkin (Poet, Philosopher, 1634-1712) and Tekla Kore (Inventor, 1799-1898)

Cuisine

Artyomov's cuisine consists of a lot of red meat, bread and grain, potatoes and similar vegetables, soups and spirits to wash it all down. Significant meals include Pirozhki, Blinis, Chebureki, Shashlik and Sсhi. Alcohol is very popular in Artyomov, being the home of vodka. Vodka is special because it does not freeze in the coldest of all places. Not even the Rigerian wilderness can freeze it.

Art and Music

Artyomov's Music and Art history is very big. Classical Music is very popular, thanks to the Domashny Ensemble, a military choir. Famous compositions include Kalinka, Grabitel Polka and Time to Move on. Modern music ranges from pop to rock to electronic (Hardbass especially). Art has been very important to Artyomov, with it being extremely big on propaganda and classical art. Artisans usually come to Artyomov to work because of the materials there

Science and Technology

Artyomov is very big on Science and Technology. Artyomov makes 1/8 of its electricity from nuclear energy, after all. It has also been known as the home to the Kalashnikov Rifle. Artyomov has also got a large number of nuclear warheads in storage, incase the time arises. Vehicles have been made to survive the Rigerian wilderness, from the lowly sedan to the large tank.

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: November 28, 2017, 06:45:26 AM »
Artyom and Maxim chose to split up for their own reasons. Artyom wanted to see if he could get a hold of Queen Katrina to thank her while also asking some questions about the nation. Maxim, however, went out to seek the king to discuss an upcoming project of his and to hopefully develop a healthy relationship between the two nations via this program

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Economics and Industry / Re: Mundus Economy
« on: November 19, 2017, 11:28:38 AM »
Name (may add if you wish the status): Kalash Concern
Nationality: Artyin
Main Sector(s) (not more than 3): Guns, High-precision projectiles and weapon accessories
Social siege*: Moscow
SE place**±: ArtSX
RL index equivalent***±: Kalashnikov Concern
Number of shares±:
Effectives (number of employees): 6,000
Revenue****: 15.7 billion Ruble/$2.6 USD
Profits*****: 3 billion Ruble/$45 Million USD
Shares******:
Subsidiaries (sub-companies)±: Kalashnikov (Military), Izmash (Sporting), Bakalim (Civilian)
Products/services: Firearms, Protective Gear, Hunting gear
Comments:

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History / Re: Mhorish Sea Campaign (OOC Planning)
« on: November 19, 2017, 06:43:13 AM »


Snackz is denied for the time being, my main reason being that Artyomov's position on far northern CA would make large scale operations in the Mhorish unfeasible or without reason to pursue to begin with.
My second issue is your agenda. While I'm not entirely closed to the idea of ideological conflict, remember that pretty much none of northern ardia is communist, making any attempts to spread communism there an utter failure. The rest of the people have valid justifications for taking part in the Mhorish, all of them relevant to mhorish geopolitics.



All good. I will make up a more valid reason soon

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: November 16, 2017, 10:14:59 PM »
"Okay. Thank you, comrade. I will go out with Artyom and explore this palace. Goodbye!"
Maxim and Artyom wandered off to explore the palace grounds. They passed the gems, where they could see their reflections as if it were a mirror. As they walked around, the two saw different jewels and gems. Artyom paused and checked his wallet. He had his card and some cartridges. Cartridges got the name after how they made the coins in the early 1900s- melted bullet cartridges. Notes also exist. He became frustrated that he didn't get to an exchange earlier. He walked up to a man at a tent
"Privet, comrade! I saw a fine jewel of yours that I was considering buying" Artyom lied "Shame I can't buy anything. Wrong currency! You wouldn't know if there was an exchange booth or something like that here, comrade?"

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Sporting Hub / Re: MFA World Cup VI
« on: November 16, 2017, 10:24:48 AM »
Artyomov will be sending a team. Please check for doping among all players among each team

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Castaways (Open RP)
« on: November 15, 2017, 11:41:26 PM »
Kalashnikov was soaking wet, his coat heavy, pants plastered to his legs and his hair dripping. He got up and checked himself. He was only slightly bruised. He checked his coat pockets. He found his lighter, a notepad, a Kievan Army Knife, pen and his wallet. He dusted himself off and walked towards the wreck. His instincts kicked in. He began to pull at some scraps of the ship he could find and dragged them onto the sandy shore. He found luggage among the scraps. He grabbed bag after bag until he could not find any more. He dragged more scraps onto the beach until he was too tired.
"Hey! Anyone out there!? Please!" He continued to yell for a few minutes until he began to quiet down. He fell to his knees and began to sob with his face covered by his hands. "Please."

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History / Re: Mhorish Sea Campaign (OOC Planning)
« on: November 15, 2017, 11:13:51 PM »
Country full Name: United Socialist States of Artyomov.
Reason for partaking in the Mhorish Sea Campaign: To expand it's borders and spread the communism along the north while no one is paying attention, but eventually needs to join the war to both defend it's land and attack others. Will develop the reason more later
Assets available: Total: Approx 5 Million Troops. 25% Land Troops, 15% Air Force, 15% Naval Force, 20% VDV Airbourne Deployment Unit (Paratroopers), 5% Spetzgruppa Alfa (Recon and Elite forces), 5% Spetzgruppa Vympel (Undercover Units), 15% Armoured Vehicle Units.
More Details/Ideas: I will develop them along the way

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: November 14, 2017, 08:49:46 AM »
Maxim pulled his revolver out and handed it to the bouncer, and Artyom was unarmed for a change.
"I hold respect for all foreigners, whether they are visiting me or I am visiting them" Maxim said sternly. "Anyway, what else is there to do here other than to gaze upon your beautiful collections of crystals?"


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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Jewel of the Desert Festival
« on: November 09, 2017, 12:08:36 PM »
Music played at a severely high volume from a brown, bullet-ridden, scratch bearing modded VAZ-2101. Traveling at around 110 km/h, the little car shot through the desert, leaving a trail of thick sand in its wake. As soon as it came into around 20 meters of the palace gates, it began to drift. When it was within 5 meters, it stopped. Comrade Lieutenant Artyom Basuda and Comrade Dictator Maxim Ivanoff hopped out of the damaged car. Artyom was in his casual leather and denim. Maxim was in a neat short sleeved suit. They grabbed their bags, along with the trading material.

"Holy Blyat this place is huge! Must have some sort of personal goldmine, whoever made this place" proclaimed the stunned Maxim as he gazed at the grand structure.
"Ha! You sound like a child, comrade! Come on, let us go." Artyom laughed as he pulled out a small flask of vodka to take a sip. "Let us see what is here comrade Maxim"
"We Shall walk through this capitalist paradise" Snarled Maxim

As Maxim and Artyom walked in they saw a scene that made them laugh quietly. The poor trader had his offer denied by Queen Katerina. Artyom took another sip. After she walked away, Artyom and Maxim made their way to the king and queen. He sat on his grand throne quietly. Artyom saw his comrade, Pope Peter II and exchanged short friendly gestures.

"Privet, Your Highness. We are representatives from Artyomov. I am Comrade Dictator Maxim Ivanoff and this is Comrade Lieutenant Artyom Basuda. We are here to visit you to talk about our relationship and how we can strengthen it. But first I would like to ask what else is there to do here and are Guns and Alcohol allowed on the premise?" He smiled with the confidence of a true communist

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Historical Wars / 1960s War Planning OOC
« on: November 08, 2017, 03:40:22 AM »
I want to start up a 1960s war that is similar to Vietnam and Korea (Koreatnam for short). The name is undecided.

Plot:
The young nation of (Koreatnam) was born after the Great War. It has been striving for unity with all of the other nations, but the USR thinks otherwise. They want to spread the communist way among them, but the capitalist are thinking of doing the same. This causes a war between the Commies and Cappies. The South and North of (Koreatnam) have split up into two nations. The North is Pro-Communist, South siding with the Capitalists.

Outcomes options:
Stalemate
Destruction of the land entirely
Birth of another nation


Opinions are desired. I Will build on it later

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Diplomacy and Events / Celebration of the Revolution (OPEN!)
« on: November 06, 2017, 12:47:43 PM »
Pyotr and Artyom sat at the table in the bar. Decorations had been hung. Banners sprawled across the roof, bearing hammers and sickles. A band played at the stage. They were a classical band, but specifically a military ensemble consisting of men. The VDV Choir.
"Tak pust zhe Krasnaia..."
The music was complex and entertaining. The guests who were there already had drinks of whiskey, soft drinks and, of course, Vodka.
"Hope it was worth it" sighs Pyotr, as he fiddled around with his fork

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History / Artyomov History
« on: November 06, 2017, 08:16:39 AM »
7/11/17 Marks the Centenary of the Artyin Revolution

On the 7th of November, the Artyomov Government was changed from a Provisional Government into a Communist Government. The event was led by Vadimi Lenim, planned by Lenon Triksi and later shaped by Iosephi Saltin. After the 3 men, along with a group of hot-blooded Sholviks. Lives were lost in the process, but it was worth the outcome. We shall keep our history alive and our power strong!

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Map / Re: Potential Map Overhaul
« on: November 02, 2017, 07:15:13 AM »
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1BfUiFFSzf481ptZaatQsEeIUS-WPNoVO[/url]

My custom addition to the map. Feel free to criticize but don't be mean. That is not nice!!!!!

Also, Could you change the font of the Continents or at least make it readable because I am having trouble reading the names of them...

Possible names:
Camias
Dopundio
Revieleh

If the link doesn't work, PM me

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Diplomacy and Events / Underground
« on: November 01, 2017, 11:06:36 AM »
Anton pried the door open and sneaked into the house. He observed it, checking it for it's windows, doors and other important features just incase the operation went haywire. He peeked through an archway, finding a pair of men talking with accents. Chernyan accents.
"And then we will get the guns and shoot up the Krasnoye building, like our old pals. This time we will finish the job..." A militant said his plans a little too loud.
Anton placed his back placed his back against the wall, loaded his double barrel shotgun and drew his knife. He hid behind the counter and picked up a shot glass. It was old and rugged. He tossed it into the wall and a Chernyan ran out, only be stabbed and dragged away, leaving a trail of blood. When the absence of his comrade was noticed, the militant left the room, only to get ambushed by Anton. With the shotgun placed on his neck, Anton required the man to keep quiet so he wouldn't stir up any trouble
"Get on your knees. Now, who are you working for?" His cold, dead eyes looked through the Chernyan like he was glass
"O-Okay. I am not working for anyone. Just me and m-my buddy, m'kay?"
"How are you getting the guns?"
"Well... *sigh*... Fine.... The Mafia has us covered"
Anton froze and felt fear. The Mafia? How?. He pulled the gun back and knocked out the Chernyan

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Economics and Industry / Re: Mundus Economy
« on: October 29, 2017, 08:10:14 AM »
Name (may add if you wish the status): Abidas
Nationality: Artyin
Main Sector(s) (not more than 3): Clothing, Sports Gear and Sports Clothing
Social siege*: Koroz
SE place**±: Artyomov Stock Exchange or ArtSX
RL index equivalent***±: Adidas
Number of shares±:
Effectives (number of employees):~10-13K
Revenue****: 19.26 Billion
Profits*****: 1.07 Billion
Shares******:
Subsidiaries (sub-companies)±: Squat Pro, Rubevik,
Products/services: Abidas Tracksuits, Gondola Pants, Clothes, Shoes, Firearms accessories
Comments: Government own. Made weapons for a brief period of time after the collapse of the USR

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International News Networks / Re: The Artyomov Network
« on: October 26, 2017, 11:46:57 AM »
Second Chernyan War Escalates


The Second Chernyan War has escalated into a category 4, with it reaching more area of the Kiev Oblast. It is nearly reached Sorbia, which has a population of over 200k. The army has been fighting them for 4 years now, with the First war ending 6 years ago. General Sergey Smirnov has said "It will be ended very soon, even if it costs us the Kiev oblast"
Operations have not only been carried out in Kiev, but also in Petrograd and Moscow, with raids by not only police but also guns-for-hire. One G4H told us "Great pay, Great Job, Great gear. We are basically private soldiers."

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Kaitaine Meets Artyomov
« on: October 25, 2017, 08:28:52 AM »
"Thank You, comrade. I will send it to Maxim, who is "busy" at the moment"
Artyom called his friends into the room and spoke in Artyinian. He discussed what they had in mind for the time they were here for. Yegor said
"Lets go play a show randomly" Dmitry Agreed. Artyom did so. He flicked his sunglasses on

"So, once I talk to Maxim about this I will communicate with you to set up a trade deal. Any last things to discuss?"

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: ES Michaelmas 2017 [OPEN]
« on: October 24, 2017, 08:30:41 AM »
Artyom was stunned by the sophisticated interior of the building. It was stunning, with its art. Artyom was a vivid fan of the creative arts, although he was a Spetsnaz Lieutenant and foreign representative. He sat down to attend the mass and looked around. He saw a few familiar faces, but most were unfamiliar. He looked at his analogue watch. He arrived on the time he planned.

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Kaitaine Meets Artyomov
« on: October 24, 2017, 12:30:25 AM »
Artyom puffed his cigarette. He then put it in the ashtray and removed his bag from his back. He drew the Kalash and placed it on the table. He notified the guards to take it away for safety. They did so. Artyom's friends were told kindly by Artyom to leave the room for some "private business". As they left, he took a short while to think about what he should say.

"So, we grow a lot of wheat and other grains, along with red and white meats. We import 80% of our fruits and vegetables and a lot of the cars we get are also imported. We mainly export weapons and other military shit and energy like coal and petroleum. Just tell me what you do and we WILL set something up. Another thing is that we have to tell you something. Ever since we went into "hibernation" we have left people out in major nations such as ES, Sutherland and yours, collecting data. Hey, do not worry, everyone has men all around Mundus. Plus, we have not got anything from you yet because our man was uncontactable. After this, I am going to "release" him. So, a change of topic.... What is the news around Arakeen and Mundus?"

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Economics and Industry / Re: Mundus Economy
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:43:39 AM »
Short name: Artyomov
Full name: The United Socialist States of Artyomov
Capital: Moscow
Population: 145 Million
GDP per capita*: 8,748..36 USD
Literacy rate (%): 99.7%
Unemployment (%): 5.2%
Tax**: 42.5%
GDP allowed to the military (%)***:5%
Population density (x/km2): 8.4 people per km2
Name of your national currency: Artyin Ruble or Just Ruble
Symbol of your national currency: ₽ or $
Value of your national currency when converted to USD: 1 Ruble = 0.017 USD
Three main exports of your nation: Military goods (Firearms, Tanks, Bullets etc), Energy, Ferrous Metals
Three main imports of your nation: Machinery and equipment, vehicles, consumer goods and foodstuffs,

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Castaways (Open RP)
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:08:20 AM »
Aleksandr Kalashnikov had spent his money wisely. The millionaire weapon designer lay on his bed in his "cabin", a magazine spread open on his chest. It was the monthly issue of "Communist Now!", a magazine that was popular among many people in Artyomov. A window next to him revealing a vast stretch of water. Big water. Ocean water. The bad thing was that he couldn't see it because he was asleep. He was happy to spend some time away from the bustling cities and cold weather of the North, as well as the war in the western section of the Kiev oblast against the Chernyans.

After a solid 2 hours of being asleep, he woke up to walk around, to get the blood moving. He put his coat on and put his magazine away He went out to the buffet to grab a bite to eat. He had only loaded his plate with some meat before it was thrown violently into the air, along with him. What the fu-

He hit the ground, the world turning and blaring. He had double vision for a period of time but when his senses came to him, they were swept out from under him. He lost all consciousness

Many hours later, he woke up on the soaking wet, yet coarse sand of an island.
How did I get here?

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Kaitaine Meets Artyomov
« on: October 19, 2017, 06:42:09 AM »
ooc my laptop is broken so I am using a tablet

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Kaitaine Meets Artyomov
« on: October 18, 2017, 11:42:44 AM »
Artyom apologies for his lack of formality due to him being sent at the last minute but he liked to treat visits as holidays. Artyomov was strict on many things but dress code was not very serious. He felt somewhat embarrassed but completely comfortable.

When the Whiskey was passed to him he said thank you and returned the favour by giving citrus infused vodka to the two men. it was in a glass bottle, but the bottle had engraved art on it. It an image of the worker, holding a hammer and sickle whilst having his rifle slung over his shoulder. He shared a bit of the substance he was given with Yegor and Dmitry. The actually quite liked it, but not as much as their national drink.

"Heh, cults ehh? I deal with them a lot. They have become more like terrorists to us and are purged from the land with force. I like to say Shoot first think never when it comes to those bastards. A spetsnaz operative like me deals with the weirdest shit at times... And if I get lost don't worry, I do not go anywhere without my Kalashnikov." He revealed the butt of it from his bag. "is it allowed here? I would like to see the volleyball tomorrow aswell. I love it"

"Artyomov is cold as hell and pretty good. There have been some "slip ups" like the Siege that ended our previous dictator's life BUT got me to first lieutenant and my best friend into dictator! Recently Chernya has been angry with us because we cut the business deal for Clothing And Accessories stores that were a specific brand and led to an economic situation to them. We have been at war with those cu-" Dmitry cut him off before he swore
. "Scum for around 5 years now. They have tried to get to the ghost city of Chernoberg for it's stockpile of Weapons. After the nuclear explosion, it had been empty for 30 odd years but that is their base, but not for long. You mind if I smoke or is it too unventilated in here?" Artyom was tapping the arm rest subtly. Caused by his smoking. He hated it. "And tell me how I can help your nation"

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Kaitaine Meets Artyomov
« on: October 17, 2017, 06:58:32 AM »
Artyom walked down the stairs of the plane, listening To the melody being performed. He wore his bomber jacket, jeans and brown shirt. He snapped his glasses on as soon as he stepped out of the plane when he was approached by the sun, exploding in his eyes. He got down and shook both Vadik and McPherson's hands. He had his bag and Bass strapped to his back but moved effortlessly. Out of the plane came 2 other comrades. Yegor and Dmitry wore informal clothes similar to Artyom. They were his bandmates. Yegor played Electric Guitar and Dmitry played the drums. The also exchanged greetings with the two other communists. They walked away from the plane. Artyom complimented the music played by the band.

Artyom Asked if during his trip, his band Band could play at a venue. He was answered with an unconfirmed response.

Artyom: So this nation of yours seems pretty nice, comrade! Give me a run-down on what the is to do here...

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Diplomacy and Events / Re: ES Michaelmas 2017 [OPEN]
« on: October 17, 2017, 04:26:51 AM »
Lieutenant Artyom Basuda stood outside the church, dressed in his best casual outfit: Green dress pants, an open green winter afghanka and a Blue and white striped undershirt. He had his hair done well and his sunglasses on, to keep the glare away. He was told to come on his free day, which he disliked a bit, but remembered it was good for their growing state. He smoked his cigarette and chucked it on the ground, stomping on it with his boots. It was nice weather and he was not too hot nor cold in his afghanka. He walked in and saw everyone there.

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