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The Twelve Days of (TIO) Christmas
« on: December 24, 2019, 06:29:45 AM »
This is my take on the Twelve Days of Christmas, TIO style.  Suggestions and comments are more than welcome.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A honey badger in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Achkaerinese athletes,
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Lodjain frigates,
Eight Achkaerinese athletes,
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten Dragonaii bunkers,
Nine Lodjain frigates,
Eight Achkaerinese athletes,
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Tytorian terrorists,
Ten Dragonaii bunkers,
Nine Lodjain frigates,
Eight Achkaerinese athletes,
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,
And a honey badger in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Quinntopian vodkas,
Eleven Tytorian terrorists,
Ten Dragonaii bunkers,
Nine Lodjain frigates,
Eight Achkaerinese athletes,
Seven Rokkenjiman warheads,
Six Bakkermayan treaties,
Five Tamoran slaves,
Four Dartfordian trains,
Three Heyran lawyers,
Two New Derusmian jets,

And a honey badger in a pear tree.
His Majesty Michael the First, by the Grace of God, King of Tytor and her Colonies, and Lord Protector of Floodwater

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