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Offline Chaxx

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Pen island
« on: April 12, 2019, 05:00:41 PM »
My island is shaped oddly. It has two balls and a long narrow sandy straight path inbetween them. It has lots of palm trees. We have guards all over our island that kill on site. They have ak-69’s, bazlookas, nuclear bombs, and 1,000,000 B-Team Missles, we also have infinite rounds. The only people we will not kill on site is Pen15 land, Republic of pen15, and Cratrick Pu.  My island also has 8 bagillion dollars. I am a peaceful force if you come unarmed to my island and naked.

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 05:00:41 PM »
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Re: Pen island
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 06:03:54 PM »
Congratulations, I haven't heard the Pen Island joke since I was 13!

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Re: Pen island
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 07:22:12 PM »
Aw.....I was looking forward to buying a bazlooka