"Good that one you are good and alive Mr. Trump, unlike dear Bergit, it seems most of your nations have an event of some sort? I wish I could attend one, but I'm neither at the mood or have the available time to go to one... Well Cabbagelandiet is doing finer than ever, not speaking about the mood, we finally have the council set up, with a head of government in charge, hopefully Karn Ibahar managed to strike a deal with Artyomov for our military..." Karn Ibahar answered that question. "Well I said we would negotiate at an another time, so the deal hasn't been complete yet." Brassicus II returned to his speech "... and we have our first diplomat who isn't useless, Iyibirdip Lomat..." Iyibirdip Lomat waved his hat "... overall, we're good on the government side. And the Morelander asked for what we're going to do? The Head Preacher is going to give a sermon, we're going to as a convoy with the people to the graveyard to, well, bury the body, and then we're going to have a feast in the deceased's name, but, where is the Head Preacher?" Brassicus II paused to think. "Actually, I'm not the Grand Preacher for no reason, and the Head Preacher of this church isn't coming. Why don't I... Hmm..." Brassicus II rushed down the stairs where they came from.
After a while, Brassicus II appeared with a long robe, told everyone to sit down and started a fiery, epic sermon that could be summed up like this:
He started about Bergit's life, them meeting, how the two lived together, what Bergit did for him, all the good and the bad memories, and the last words muttered from her:
"Ah good Brassica, if I die, you're invited to my funeral!" and "Well, I'm dying Kara Rsizadam, you useless..."
And the sermon was completed. Everyone sat silent for a minute of prayer, and then got ready for digging the grave, which the graveyard was a long distance away. Brassicus II returned to his visitors and his government. He said "So, who there can help us with shoveling open a grave and carrying a casket? And what did you think about my sermon? I haven't done one of those in a while."