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Bulletin from Jyre's Grand Matron of Tourism
« on: May 07, 2022, 12:24:32 AM »
To be placed as an advertisement in foreign newspapers which allow it.
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Are you looking for a break from the drudgery of modern life? Tired of seeing the same smog and concrete day after day? Want an escape to a land preserved from the world's ravages?

The peaks and valleys of Jyre provide the perfect getaway! Come and wander the scenic towns, untouched by pollution or industry. Watch the sun rise from an alpine peak before hiking through our thousands of miles of pristine woodland. Taste fish pulled straight from snow fed rivers and seasoned with herbs grown deep within the heartland.

Tour groups led by our Matrons will pamper your every need as they guide you through vistas of unimaginable beauty to remote towns hidden among the trees, or take our newly expanded elevated rail-tracks and hop from city to city.

With a bustling rural atmosphere and smatterings of solar-punk, our people's homegrown exuberance for life and the world around us have ranked Jyre's population as among the happiest in the world. Come and see why today!