Williamson then concluded the meeting with the Achkaerinese allies which went quite spectacularly well to say the least. "That we shall do your most glorious majesty, the Defendor of Christendom itself..." he stretched out his hand and shook Peter's, before exiting the room and proceeding back into the diplomatic car taking him back to the apostolic nuncio. He reached for his phone in one of his pockets and dialed an important number, a number that all Ecclesiastical officials should have logged down for important opportunities such as this one.
"Ah yes hello it's Archbishop Williamson, I was...yes good, good. Could I please have a word with Tucker Carlson please? Oh I think the Celestian Catholic Church has something for his late night show in a few days...HAHAHAHAHAHA..."
*A few days later*
"Confirming Your Prejudices!"
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Pope after latest Tucker Carlson Tonight: "Sanctions might be the only option..."
The latest segment of Tucker Carlson Tonight went viral afterwards on social media as he couldn't stop hysterically laughing at the Saheri government official Sanaaa el-Zahra's statements In the latest segment of Tucker Carlson Tonight, aired every night on Weazel News, the Saheri government official Sanaaa el-Zahra was invited by the show as the topic was going to be about the imprisoned Marjorie Barron and the reasonings behind the Saheri governments handling of her case, with many experts critizing it has "inhumane and unjust". As the show went on with Carlson asking al-Zahra with many different questions, many viewers commented afterwards that she was so unsure and unprepared as to what she was going to say or in the words of one commentator, "It seemed more like the typical BS trying to uphold the brutal facade of a dictatorship committing some of Mundus' most awful crimes in all spheres, from the military level to the civilian one...Tucker truly roasted this b@tch!" Mr. Carlson himself commented during the show that Ms. El-Zahra "could perhaps try to pick up her lines again and rehearse them a little rather than making some sort of improvised gimmick." before proceeding into a burst of laughter than even affacted the crew on the show as laughter could be heard outside the stage area. Many videos on social media documented by viewers captured many of their loved ones and friends also laughing hysterically and making jokes out of that night's show.
Pope Peter II, who's reported to have been a great fan of the show itself, released a quick comment at the Vatican Press Office, announced drastic measures in order to set Ms. Barron free once and for all, citing that "She has been locked in such a degrading captivity for too long...Our latest reports from the investigation team sent there seem to indicate that Ms. Barron and Drugs have nothing to do with each other, the case seem to revolve around a government-cover up made by the Saheri government and try to destroy whatever evidence they could find, including the murder of her innocent camera man...it has been ever more clear from tonight's segment of Tucker Carlson Tonight, where Carlson truly exposed the monster behind this blood thirsty regime...I'll only say this once yo the Saheri government, if you don't release Ms. Barron in the next few days, your country where the barbaric burden of proof for some inexplicable reason is on the defence, meaning guilty until proven innocent...I see no reason than to suspect that Sanctions might be the only option..."
His holiness didn't state exactly what sort of sanctions it was all about although it would most likely be in terms of trade and according to inside sources might even bring it up to the transnational organisation for the member states to deal with it as well.
Excerpt from the discussion between Carlson and El-Zahra, courtesy of Weazel News:El-Zahra: "Tucker, I’m going to give you the facts. Marjorie Barron and Nolan de Vries were stopped by a military patrol after trespassing in the Talmar Red Zone, where the presence of non-military, non-resident persons is restricted under the ongoing military operation. I even have a copy of the patrol incident report from that night which clearly states that Mr de Vries did not put his camera down when ordered several times and was consequently shot, later dying from injury. In other words, it was dark; visibility was poor, and the camera was indistinguishable from a weapon. My government regrets his death, but had he not trespassed in a warzone, he would still be alive. As to your other question as to why Why she had the heroin; only God and Ms Barron know now, and maybe if she cooperated with police questioning, we would all know! But while her motive is a mystery, her apparent possession of a controlled substance is not. The evidence is stacked against her.
All seven soldiers there that night have attested to this truth of this statement. What more do you require? If you are looking for someone to blame for Nolan’s death, blame Marjorie Barron for putting him in harm’s way; or the insurgents who have terrorised the region for so long. The Ecclesiastical refusal to accept the facts as they appear here is baseless, and this interview is a farce. One wonders what prejudices are blinding you to the facts."
Carlson: *Hysterical laughing*. Wow, simply wow, I applaud your attempts at trying to save your ruthless government's reputation and prestige, Sanaaa, no truly I do. But let's get down to Earth shall we, the hardcore and brutal truth doesn't equate to your statements here and now, trying to accuse Weazel News as Fake News and somehow edit the narrative to ES' advantage is nothing more than vicious slander from one nation to another.
First of all, Ms. Barron and Mr. de Vries had the all the right to be there from the very start of this conflict, they got the permission from your immigration authority to begin with. Here *shows document* this is the unedited agreement fully on paper that both parts agreed to sign upon and thus was allowed to enter that dangerous war zone to begin with, she's like me in the news business, a reporter, what else would she be doing? Try to report the war based on 2ndary and 3rd part sources that may contain many inaccuracies? Of course not, she has to enter that war zone to give the full and unedited truth of what the hecks is going on in your backyard. You're trying to confuse and mislead the audience by telling us that as soon as the contract was signed, it became rendered and fully invalid to begin with? Talk about keeping promises, which clearly you're not known for, heck even Pinocchio could get away with it despite his horny-long nose.
Secondly, we might not fully know the exact details as to how the arrest happened considering we have two versions of what might have happened to begin with. But let me tell you as a relevant and important fact that Barron and de Vries were fully knowledgable and fluent in your country's language, so could you please try to comprehend as to why de Vries didn't suddenly understand what the soldiers were trying to order him to do? Also, my eye sight has gone a bit bonkers from time to time yet it's perfectly clear that the camera that he was carying around can't be mistaken for a weapon, even when it's completely dark and poor visibility. The crew were also returning back to their headquarters after a day of reporting, obviously making them pretty tired and for a group of heavily armed men to suddenly scream frantically and raising their weapons at them when it has never happened before...yeah right.
Thirdly it's a shame for such a nation to publish a report without a shred of evidence. If you say, it’s “based on interviews – on interviews from the seven soldiers who conducted the arrest.” What about the document? What – what about – the concrete evidence? Not single concrete evidence regarding the drugs as well. When you need to make a report, you need evidence, concrete evidence. You can make any report. You can pay money to anyone, it's simple and easy to do. For all we know, it's easy and simple to plant evidence as well, considering it's more than fully logical that it would be out of character and completely strange for Barron and her camera man to snort and deal crack cocain in the middle of a dangerous war where many lives are at stake.
Let me this re-use your words El-Zahra...The Saheri refusal to accept the facts and complete logic as they appear here is baseless, and you trying to represent the legitimacy of your regime is a farce. One wonders what prejudices, or in this case, motives are blinding you to the facts, trying to merely benefit you in the long run than anything else...How dare you imprision a champion of reputable news coverage and oppressing the truth by already labeling her as guilty as charged...at least here in what we call the civilised world, you're innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around.
