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« on: Today at 12:43:34 AM »Pharaoh Emasculates Ri Chŏng-jun
"Come at me, you won't because you and your armed forces are, in fact, impotent," the Pharaoh said in response to the threat issued by Ri Chŏng-jun
"I'm not going to waste much of your time on this one but look at this," she said as she shared her tablet with the CSMC staff interviewing her, "he's going to turn our aircraft carrier into a submarine? He wishes," the Pharaoh said as she giggled, "I invite him to try. Come at me, come for me Ri Chŏng-jun, you won't," she paused, "because you and your armed forces are, in fact, impotent beyond your own borders. Sure, it might be easy subjugating people not legally allowed to possess arms, but you're speaking to a nation which is capable of deploying forces half-way across Mundus. How far from your waters can your navy deploy before running out of fuel? Not very far, I'd imagine," the Pharaoh paused again, "and Nemphis? I've got that plant on lock down as we speak, unlike Kusan Clysperis is capable of turning tragedy into triumph, though a man and civilization as young as you I suppose I can forgive you for being so ignorant to facts, you poor, sweet innocent boy, you."
Pharaoh Akasha Di-‘nh-mi-Re confirmed that Clysperi aid operations would continue unimpeded. "We do not consider the opinions of an ant on foreign soil when we state what we will be doing, do we? So then why would we consider the opinion of a Kusanese ant when we're dealing with the People of Kalasin? Ri Chŏng-jun may have just graduated from his pants to his sister's pants, but he's still a bag of hot air directing his words to anyone willing to listen to them, and I'm confident that "rust bucket" he criticizes, because "his" nation can only dream of operating an aircraft carrier, packs more technology than the entire armed forces of the DPRK. Why did Rokkenjima get to fight the USR and Warsaw and I'm left with wish.com Stalin and Warsaw? I demand a refund!" she continued with a chuckle.
"In all seriousness," she paused before she continued, "the Royal Clysperi Navy has this all in hand, we're not at threat from the pretender in Kusan. The Kingdom of Clysperis echoes the First Empire that Ri Sang-Hee is the legitimate ruler of Kusan and anything which Ri Chŏng-jun should be wiped away much in the same way one wipes **** from their ***, though that **** probably carries something more useful than the drivel currently being produced by Ri Chŏng-jun. Do it," she said as she looked to the camera, "launch an attack against the Horus and give me a reason to make you question your manhood for the next decade. You won't though, so just shush, because if it comes down to it a single Clysperi air wing would have what you call a military begging for mercy, and the Clysperi would have no room for that. Next question?" the Pharaoh said with a giggle.