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A damp, wet weather marked the arrival in Tokulel's rainforrests for renowned Catholic Colonel, Archaeologist, Historian, Linguist and College Professor Dr. Emmanuel Fava, his family being known as among the richest, and at least a dussin men, courtesy by Pope Peter II, serving as his body guards and aides, drawn from the Blessed Arditi and Guardians of Saint Paul special forces, the International Corps of the Blessed Faith Militant as well as the Blessed Office of the Sacred Inquisition intelligence service, which means that these guys don't take failure for an answer and are cold-blooded killers in theory and practicality.
"Men!" Fava told his followers, "The holy father picked you for this prestigious and dangerous mission to serve and protect me from any harm. To repeat, the reason why all of us are here is to locate the tomb of heretic Ardian Emperor Siegbert IV, who is buried somewhere here in a temple...in this awfully grotesque djungle where malaria and beasts can easily wipe us out, well if it weren't of course for our medical shots and high powered guns to ward them off hahaha...". Fava was good in rhetorics, so he let in a brief pace of humor to even out the tense mission. "Once we find the tomb, we're supposed to extract the supposed treasure that contain the forged and blasphemous claim that the Merovingian dynasty are descendants of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene, to be taken back to the Vatican Archives...as a valid and acclaimed historian in many institutions, I can definitely guarantee you that this is pure Dan Brown fiction, which I absolutely detest and hate for WHAT IT STANDS FOR!". He took a deep breath once more before continuing, at least he was taken seriously by the followers. "The holy father also told me that you're here to end the lives of those who dare compromise our mission, we all know that the Sionists promised to also search for it and try to convince simple-minded people to join their mentally deranged cause.
Bah, we're also to destroy this so-called treasure for plan B...I know and you know that artefacts are to never be destroyed for the preservation for mankind's knowledge, but forgeries and endless lies such as this one is totally acceptable, we're going to be regarded as heroes by the rest of the world and our God, saving mankind from damming itself to everlasting suffering in hell! ARE YOU WILLING TO FOLLOW ME AND LEAD OUR CHURCH?" The followers answered "YES!".
"INSIEME PER LA VICTORIA, DEUS VULT!" Fava exclaimed which was soon followed by the followers, over and over again. He showed a bitter sweet smile, at least he had the fully loyalty and support from the followers. "Now...let's see where you are...Siegbert!" he said before finally venturing in the deep djungle, prepared for any surprises whatsoever...as well as any guided spiritual assistance, obviously.