I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain | Orion is slowly walking down from the Projector as he starts with the lines now displayed in front. |
I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride | Orions voice is a bit too high, as he starts singing. The kids giggle as he points at them from the stage, then he's mimicking Scar's hand on chest gesture. |
It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unaware | Orion jumps down the stage, waving his hand in front of Hadrians eyes, before pointing at himself and then the kids. He then jumps back on the stage. |
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher | Orion is trying his best to do the tiptoe motion while keeping to sing, almost loosing his footing, making Albrecht grabbing him to make sure he's safe. His Nieces and Nephews join in as the Hyenas, and Orion cups one Ear to form a listening Gesture. |
I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! | Orion is now overly prancing over the Stage, his Hand on his Chest. he leans back to pretend a high raised nose, before turning to his listeners and bellowing the last line of the verse together with them. |
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored | The kids sing this line rather crooked, but they are having fun. |
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! | Orion slowly walks back between the seats, putting his hand on several of their shoulders, before putting his hand back flat on his own chest. In the end of this verse he raises his index fingers, and then in a circular motion goes around pointing at them |
So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! | Orion has jumped to the highest Seats, his shoes on the seat, Albrecht ushers him down: 'Shoes off' With Orion rolling his Eyes, taking a Step down. Orion puts his wreath on, Saluting. The kids usher back up to him from their seats. he grins especially wide to show his teeth, bellowing this part as good as he can again. |
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared! | All of them together then sing the last lines |
David, I hope you allow me the informality, but the little one bugged everyone in the Palace until we all agreed to send Data. I am sure you can see why the Imperial DNA Tests and Results need to be handled with utmost sensibility. We did send the National Databanks along as well, and try to make way for Internationalisation of our Data. Usually it would not be allowed to take the Sample from the younger ones, but a certain someone called the Senate when i wasn’t looking. Even the Twins gave their Sample. You may compare our Data with your National Bank as well - it just can’t be stored along the Rest for Security concerns. Maybe it can help someone else if not her. Please keep this a Secret. Prince Albrecht of Uburzis PS: My Father is missing from the list as he is an unsuitable Donor after his Legs got crushed in his Incident Years back. |
1. | Literally 'Damned Shit!' Could be replaced with Fucking Shit or anything similar Vulgar |