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Diplomacy and Events / Re: Spice Harvest in Exile
« on: November 15, 2018, 04:38:16 PM »
"Your Holiness? Ah, please do not call me that. Only pompous Lodjans trying to mine coal in Cabbagelandiet say that! The only holy thing here is Brassicus Prime watching us all. Just call me Brassicus." said Brassicus, "Well I came late to the Festival, never got to enjoy the spice. But still, it was crazy. The last thing I expected this day was getting attacked by a bloody badger. I think I will have to shave my beard and get a new coat to get the badger's smell off of me."
"Vultures indeed aren't they. I'm not really circling around like them, thank Brassicus Prime. I don't care about political whateverthebloodyhell. I have my 2 lovely kids and everything is fine in Cabbagelandiet." Brassicus stopped to cough "Anyways, congratulations on noticing who I'm trying to engage to! I'm trying to court Alys indeed. I don't really know why I love her. But I do love her. Weird how love works isn't it. Only if Peterhoff was this eager to find a partner... Ahem, I'm asking this out of a bit out of desperation and out of not having dated anyone for 20 years, would you happen to have any tips in impressing a woman like her?"
"Vultures indeed aren't they. I'm not really circling around like them, thank Brassicus Prime. I don't care about political whateverthebloodyhell. I have my 2 lovely kids and everything is fine in Cabbagelandiet." Brassicus stopped to cough "Anyways, congratulations on noticing who I'm trying to engage to! I'm trying to court Alys indeed. I don't really know why I love her. But I do love her. Weird how love works isn't it. Only if Peterhoff was this eager to find a partner... Ahem, I'm asking this out of a bit out of desperation and out of not having dated anyone for 20 years, would you happen to have any tips in impressing a woman like her?"